Snacks for Santa

We never seem to find the time (or patience) for much holiday baking, but one snack we do enjoy making (and eating) is chocolate covered pretzels. Yesterday my little Joseph elf was dipping pretzels. It was all he could do to avoid sampling his holiday treat as he concentrated on coating the salty snacks with just the right amount of creamy chocolate.

"Mommy," he remarked, "we could give some of these pretzels to Santa!" Afterall, Mommy hadn't made cookies to leave him, he thought to himself, so pretzels would just have to do.

"Oh, yes, Big Boy," Mommy replied. "I know Santa would love some of your pretzels! What a great idea!"

"Because Santa likes to eat stuff that makes you fat," Joseph continued. "Steak makes you fat. We can make him a steak..."

"Yeah, he does like food that makes you fat." Don't we all???

My little elf continued to dip pretzels. He worked ever so carefully now, imagining how the Big Man in the Red Suit would delight in his creations. After all, keeping Santa going on a cold night is serious business. Then Joseph stopped dead in his tracks, as it dawned on him the perfect elixir to wash down all his yummy pretzels.

"We need to give Santa CAFFEINE so he can stay up all night!!!"

So I suppose tonight we'll leave not a plate of cookies and a glass of milk, but some chocolate pretzels and a Mountain Dew. Whatever it takes to keep Santa going... from our house to yours...

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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  1. Sarah HolthusenDecember 28, 2009 at 8:45 PM

    Josh likes his idea of leaving steak!!! :> I hope your Christmas was very very merry!!!

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