The sights, sounds, and smells of our house have been, um, less than pleasant the past few days. Friday afternoon Joseph and Samuel both started vomiting, and I have never been more appreciative of the carpet steam cleaner I received for Mother's Day a couple years ago. After a few "episodes," Sammy's tummy eventually settled down and he collapsed into a deep sleep. Poor little Joseph, however, continued retching long after his tummy was empty. The bug made its way to the other end of his GI tract, and at one point he was sitting on the potty, leaning over to vomit into a bucket I held for him. When Zachary awoke from his nap, I realized I was dealing with far more than I could handle, and I called Steve and pleaded for him not to work late. By 7 p.m. Joseph was still having dry heaves every 5-10 minutes, and was looking dehydrated and very weak. I called his doctor, who prescribed a suppository to help settle his cramping stomach. By the time I returned from...