Josephisms

We are absolutely out of groceries, so after I picked Joseph up from kindergarten we went out for lunch. I wouldn't miss these moments for anything in the world.

Joseph was relating to me the wonderful things he had learned in school today, was singing "Alleluia!" from his morning mass celebration, and describing the police officer who came to visit his class. Then, after contemplating only those mysteries known to the mind of a five year-old, he asked me, "Mommy, how do they plant those power plants? They're so big!"

Later, after Zachary had taken hold of my five dollar sandwich and flipped it onto the floor of Schlotsky's Deli, Joseph was looking forward to the approaching holiday. "And today you're wearing your TURKEY shirt!" he exclaimed with great excitement. "What?" I asked, looking down on myself, and remembering how in an attempt to feel youthful, I was sporting a tie-dyed "Peace" t-shirt. "I'm not wearing turkeys..."

"But Mommy," he insisted, "there's the turkey feet!"

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  1. Danielle @ Living Out LoudNovember 13, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    Oh Michelle... the tukey comment made me laugh OUT LOUD! That is too funny! I love the things that litlle minds come up with!

    I was sorry to hear about the asthma... praying that it will clear up over time! You've had enough to deal with!

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  2. JonNovember 14, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    Children know how to think out of the box. Their imaginations know no boundary. We adults are bound by so many limitations. I had a big laugh, too!

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